Monday, March 31, 2008

Fuck you Williamsburg!

A clever Craigslist.org posting I felt was apropos to Williamsburg.



Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.


Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PST


Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk,

Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.

I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70’s ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.

I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I’m totally missing out in life.

So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you’re an uncompromising visionary.

No one will ever understand you. You’re so different.

Signed,

Everyone Not Like You

Sunday, March 30, 2008

MC Hammer-U Cant Touch This(MC强强版)

The argument that Asians have no rhythm just got BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER!

Enjoy.

Hollah at yo' boy!

Barbra Walters interviews Sean Connery on smackin' bitches

Damn....!

I would never even dream of slapping a woman but i gotta go with Chris Rock... ' I won't hit a woman but I sure would shake the shit out of a bitch!"

No, really. We've all been there. We've all left the room to take a breather. We've all shaked our heads like..., "what the fuck?"

Sometimes retreating isn't enough. But then again... just to be fear, we men tend to be thick and to miss the point. Almost always!

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Check out this show


It's been a minute since I've watched Anime, but I've been digging Blood+. check out it, you'll like it as well.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

sankyu achieved.









This message approved by Steven Seagal.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Monday, February 18, 2008

Thou dost protest too much...

Fuck it. I'm bringing the niggah back. Yeah I said it, "Thong song... and WHAT!?!"

Love Letter written in graphic form

Ever wonder what it’d be liked to strike off and do your own thing this can mean starting your own company; independent radio station, movie company… comic book. No..., really.

Brian K. Vaughn’s Escapist is a wonderful triumph of indie comix love. Your father’s just died. He leaves you the key to his greatest treasure, no not the Talmud, but rather a trove of comic book paraphernalia all dedicated to the fictional character the Escapist.

Beyond discovering the hidden legacy of your father, you begin to understand him in ways that can only help to shape an understanding of yourself.

Then your mother dies and leaves you $150.000.00 in life insurance. What do you do….? You buy the rights tot he character Escapist and set out to reintroduce the world to a great comic icon. You are Max, your boy is Denny and hot chick drawing your comic is Case. The first issue hits the stands with a bang because of a stunt gone horribly wrong yet fortunately right!

But wait, a major corporation now wants the rights back. What do you do? WWBobKaneD? Based on the characters of Joe Kavalier and Sam Clay as envisioned by Micheal Chabon, Escapists is Vaughn’s love letter to independent comic book storytellers.

It’s well worth the read and inspirational.

The Escapists
Writer: Brian K. Vaughan
Artist: Steve Rolston, Jason Alexander, Phillip Bond, and Eduardo Barreto
Cover Artist: James Jean
Genre: Crime, Action/Adventure

Chix Rox!: Persepolis

Here's a rough draft of a review I'm submitting for a magazine. As soon as details and publishing [?] happens, I'll let you know.
Persepolis

Persepolis, based on the same-titled graphic novel published by Pantheon, begins with an older Marie-Jean (the French Sobriquet to Marjane] in the process of checking in at an Airport terminal in preparation for a departure. We do not know where she is taking flight from but the tone connotes a painful decision and reminiscent longing. Though unavoidable, politics is the backdrop to this bildungsroman, coming of age, story. It serves the purpose of providing a context without overriding the intimacy of a young girl’s development.

Persepolis is a visual autobiography by Marjane Satrapi, of a young woman growing up in Revolutionary Iran. In January 1978, the monarchy of the Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi was overturned and became an Islamic Republic under the Ayatollah Kohmeini.
Marie Jean reacts to this changing climate, at once exposed to the harsh politics and protected by her parents. At its core level this film can be described as a coming of age film where a young girl, confronted with an ever-increasing restrictive Iran is ultimately sent away to France. Young Marie jean is the archetype of the charismatic sweetly rebellious child.
During the rise of the Islamic Republic’s religious right and the requisite imposition of religious mores, young Marie Jean wears her Hijab, woman’s scarf, but also sports her carefully hand-drawn “Punk Rock Is Not Ded jacket.

While Allah plays a strong role in her life and her earliest endeavor is to become a prophet. Nightly, she converses with God. Yet, she when exposed to Karl Marx’s Dialectic Materialism Marie-Jean cannot help to make the connection, ”It was funny to see how much Marx and God looked like each other. Though Marx’s hair was a bit curlier.”
An ascendant of political thought and action Marie-Jean is no different in her childhood demonstrations. Her great Uncle Feyerdon declared himself Minister of Justice in the “newly Independent Province of Azerbiajan followed by the support her Uncle Anoosh. Feyerdon was assassinated by the Shah’s soldiers and Anoosh escaped to Russia, only to be imprisoned for trying to return home to Iran. Young Marie-Jean, upon discovering a classmate’s father was instrumental in torturing thousands of Iranians critical of the Shah set about with the aid of her friends to beat the child senseless with a fistful of nails. While the description comes off as harsh, you can only view Marie-Jean’s actions of an innocent spirited little girl reacting to injustice.

The most satisfying relationship within this film is Marie-Jean’s connection to her Grandmother. A matriarchal figure that plays prominent through Marie-Jean’s life. Her wisdom is tempered by her wit and abundant tolerance.
With the advent of animation technology, the narrative usually takes a back seat to computer gimmicks and tricked out imagery. It is refreshing to see that the aesthetics if crafted to serve the narrative and not vice versa. The look of the film is a brilliant translation of the graphic novel. The animation is simple, the story telling sparse and imaginative. Its simplicity serves the story. The graphic novel is a black and white illustrated affair with simple representative renderings. The film plays predominantly in black and white as it recounts Marie-Jean’s weary story from Iran to France and her eventual return to France. The use of color in the film is meant to delineate the visual present from its past tense.
Persepolis is a film with the heart of young girl looking out into a world filled with magic, violence, love and the sweet scent of jasmines.

Persepolis

Directed by

Vincent Paronnaud
Marjane Satrapi

Writing credits
Vincent Paronnaud screenplay
Marjane Satrapi comic & screenplay
Marjane Satrapi novel

Monday, February 11, 2008

Busting out the brushes.

I'm mad wack right now and I know it. But I'm working on the skills. Check out this piece I did on my nana... grandmother [4/13/07.]

Sunday, January 13, 2008

I want that job! "Now fuck you, next bitch in line!"

"Whatever you do, go out there and make that money!"

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Monday, December 24, 2007

IT'S MOTHAF@#$IN' RAMADAN CHARLIE BROWN!

"I'll let you borrow my copy of Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo if you can put this up Peppermint Patty's Tackle Box."

Friday, November 30, 2007

Kiai Master vs MMA

This is what happens when you talk too much shit!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Saturday, November 17, 2007

How to really use natural resources

Check it out... why spend a shitload of money on expensive power peripheral products. An onion and gatorade is all you need.