Monday, March 31, 2008

Fuck you Williamsburg!

A clever Craigslist.org posting I felt was apropos to Williamsburg.



Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.


Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PST


Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk,

Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.

I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70’s ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.

I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I’m totally missing out in life.

So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you’re an uncompromising visionary.

No one will ever understand you. You’re so different.

Signed,

Everyone Not Like You

Sunday, March 30, 2008

MC Hammer-U Cant Touch This(MC强强版)

The argument that Asians have no rhythm just got BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER!

Enjoy.

Hollah at yo' boy!

Barbra Walters interviews Sean Connery on smackin' bitches

Damn....!

I would never even dream of slapping a woman but i gotta go with Chris Rock... ' I won't hit a woman but I sure would shake the shit out of a bitch!"

No, really. We've all been there. We've all left the room to take a breather. We've all shaked our heads like..., "what the fuck?"

Sometimes retreating isn't enough. But then again... just to be fear, we men tend to be thick and to miss the point. Almost always!

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Check out this show


It's been a minute since I've watched Anime, but I've been digging Blood+. check out it, you'll like it as well.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

sankyu achieved.









This message approved by Steven Seagal.